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I just checked the local forecast, and we’re supposed to have highs in the upper 90’s, with heat indices of 110 in the shade, and God knows how high in the sun.
That’s supposed to go on for the next three days or so.
Anyone reading this locally, or anywhere else that’s experiencing similar temperatures should take care to drink lots of water, stay indoors as much as possible, and wear light-weight, loose clothing that covers as much as possible in order to prevent sunburn, which inhibits the body’s ability to cool itself.
Light-weight, loose clothing also helps the skin to breathe, which will keep you cooler also.
Everybody stay safe, and if you know of someone who can’t do that on their own, lend a helping hand.

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I didn’t realize that Greenville has an authentic Middle Eastern restaurant.
I love Middle Eastern food, and when I found the listing on the Restaurant Runners site, and started looking through the menu, my mouth started watering.
The restaurant is called The Olive Grove.
They have Schwarma, and falafel, and hummus, and a whole bunch of other mouth-wattering foods.
Definitely yum, and definitely part of tonight’s menu.

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The following is a very funny interpretation of this article from Yahoo.

Hezballah: poke-poke-poke

Israel: Cut it out!

Hezballah: poke-poke-poke

Israel: I’m serious, cut it out!

Hezballah: poke-poke-poke

[Israel slaps Hezballah]

Hezballah to Lebanon: Mom! He hit me!

Lebanon: Stop whining. I have other things to deal with.

Hezballah: poke-poke-poke

[Israel slaps Hezballah again]

Hezballah: You wanna piece of me? Come and get it.

Stop that fighting back there! Hezballah, try to stop poking, OK?
You’re bothering your mum. And you, Israel, keep your hands to yourself.

Israel: Yes, dad.

Hezballah: poke-poke-poke

[Israel slaps Hezballah again]

Hezballah: Mom! He hit me again!

Lebanon [distracted]: mm hmm

Hezballah: poke-poke-poke

[Israel punches Hezballah in the face, drawing blood]

Hezballah, touching his nose and then staring at the blood:
Oh Sh*t
! What did you do that for?

(Via Sarah.)
Both Sarah’s and the Sandmonkey’s comments exploded over this.
Honestly, I think everyone’s taking this too seriously, along with themselves.
It’s called humor for a reason, and sometimes the only way for people to deal with crises is to laugh.
I find myself doing it in most times of crisis, especially personal ones.
For people to start reading all kinds of things into this is ludicrous, and shows that they most likely have too much time on your hands.
This may be very naive, but maybe if people spent more time laughing instead of brooding about everything under the sun, there would be less fighting.
It’s a nice thought, anyway.

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I think I’ve found a use for stupid people.
They exist to make the rest of us laugh.
I’m rarely this quick-witted.

I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that
I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t
because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.

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by TD of The Right Track
with special thanks to KnightHawk of href=”http://www.yourtwosense.com” target=”_blank”>Your
Two Sense

Laurence J. Kotlikoff has written an article published by the Federal Reserve
Bank of St. Louis Review in which
he predicted bankruptcy for the United States — unless serious
reforms are put in place to raise revenue or cut spending.

While it’s hard to agree with all of Kotlikoff’s conclusions, one
in particular is worth examining. According to Kotlikoff, his proposed policies
would put America on track to eliminate the nation’s “enormous fiscal gap”
and avert bankruptcy.

Here’s a summary of his plan (page 12 of the PDF file linked above):

The three proposals I recommend cover taxes, Social Security, and healthcare
and are interconnected and interdependent. In particular, tax reform provides the
funding needed to finance Social Security and healthcare reform. It also ensures
that the rich and middle class elderly pay their fair share in resolving our fiscal

And what of the proposed tax reform? What form would it take? Apparently,
Kotlikoff likes the FairTax:

The plan here is to replace the personal income tax, the corporate income
tax, the payroll (FICA) tax, and the estate and gift tax with a federal retail sales
tax plus a rebate. The rebate would be paid monthly to households, based on the
household’s demographic composition, and would be equal to the sales taxes paid,
on average, by households at the federal poverty line with the same demographics.

The proposed sales tax has three highly progressive elements. First, thanks
to the rebate, poor households would pay no sales taxes in net terms. Second, the
reform would eliminate the highly regressive FICA tax, which is levied only on the
first $90,000 of earnings. Third, the sales tax would effectively tax wealth as
well as wages, because when the rich spent their wealth and when workers spent their
wages, they would both pay sales taxes.

The single, flat-rate sales tax would pay for all federal expenditures.
The tax would be highly transparent and efficient. It would save hundreds of billions
of dollars in tax compliance costs. And it would either reduce or significantly
reduce effective marginal taxes facing most Americans when they work and save.

The sales tax would also enhance generational equity by asking rich and
middle class older Americans to pay taxes when they spend their wealth. The poor
elderly, living on Social Security, would end up better off. They would receive
the sales tax rebate even though the purchasing power of their Social Security benefits
would remain unchanged (thanks to the automatic adjustment to the consumer price
index that would raise their Social Security benefits to account for the increase
in the retail-price level).

The sales tax would be levied on all final consumption
goods and services and would be set at 33 percent?high enough to cover the costs
of this New New Deal’s Social Security and healthcare reforms as well as meet
the government?s other spending needs. On a tax-inclusive basis, this is a 25 percent
tax rate, which is a lower or much lower marginal rate than most workers pay on
their labor supply. The marginal tax on saving under the sales tax would be zero,
which is dramatically lower than the effective rate now facing most savers.

While Kotlikoff’s tax-inclusive rate is a couple of percentage points
higher than that currently being proposed in the House and Senate Bills, the method
is identical.

The arguments for the FairTax just keep coming in. That’s because the
FairTax is the best thing for America with regard to serious tax reform.

Just an FYI, KnightHawk also published the results of a ballot initiative
on the FairTax from three metropolitan Atlanta counties. The question was only on
the Republican ballot (aren’t Dems for the FairTax?), and only in the three
Atlanta-area counties, and it was non-binding. It was meant to gauge reaction to
the FairTax. The results:

Gwinnett County:
Total Votes: 35,755
Yes – 31,068. 86.9% / No – 4,687 13.1%

Cobb County:
Total votes: 39,458
Yes – 33,598. 85.15% / No – 5,860. 14.85%

Fayette County:
Total votes: 11,517
Yes – 9,828. 85.33% / No – 1,689. 14.67%

An average of 85.79% of the voters in these
three counties favor the FairTax! Senators? Representatives?
Are you listening? Don’t make us shout!

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