Absolutely stellar job Republicans. Extra credit for further traumatizing a survivor of rape in the process. Bless your little hearts you’re just so overflowing with that wholesome Christian love we all just can’t get enough of that I’m overwhelmed with feelings of gratitude and completely at a loss for words as to how I should express my praise.

This is absolutely hilarious, because I’m old enough to remember when unelected Homeland Security bureaucrats were given power to unilaterally enact sweeping changes to society because of perceived terrorist threats. You won’t believe what happened after that. Real True Americans called anyone who questioned any of it every name in the book for ten-plus years, and then when they ran out of already-existing names they made up new ones. Libtard has had particular sticking power. When calling us every name in the book wasn’t doing the trick, they accused us of every crime in the book, and then made up new ones when they ran out of those. Keep that in mind the next time a Real True American pleads for civility or complains about liberals being mean to them.

Narrator: Democrats should absolutely do everything in their power to make these four representative of the entire conference.

You first.