Given that this is Holy Week for Christians, and given that I’m always game for a little religious humor, I thought I’d post this. This is from the Bible
in Ebonics, which, I swear, really does exist.
The Ten Commandments In Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissing me.
2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib.
3. Don’ be callin me for no reason – homey don’ play that.
4. Y’all betta be in church on Sundee.
5. Don’ dis ya mama … an if ya know who ya daddy is, don’ dis him neither.
6. Don’ ice ya bros.
7. Stick to ya own woman.
8. Don’ be liftin no goods.
9. Don’ be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies.
10. Don’ be eyein’ ya homie’s crib, ride, or nothin.

4 thoughts on “The Ten Commandments

  1. that was just too funny! I tried to laugh quietly but that was hard to do! thank god we moved Mandy’s computer into her bed room, so that I am not bothering her while she is sleeping! anyway! you have got to be kidding! that can’t be from something real! there is just no way! smile! that has got to be a joke of some kind!

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